13 November 2009

Mosquito and Trafic

So far my sleep has not been within a satisfied REM stage, my eyes has been slowly opening because of the traffic horns that do not play a sweet lullaby. So I bought some earplugs to keep the traffic in a decibel distance.

Just before I screwed these foam babies halfway in to my brain, I heard the high pitch of summing next to my Ear. This Night was the night of itching, small blood sucking bastards were hovering over my head and disposed skin. Eventually the fatigue caught me and I was sent into the land of dreams.

I woke up before the sun climbed the horizon, with a feeling that mosquitoes had penetrated my whole body and I gave up falling asleep again. When I went to the bathroom my eyes almost fell out in the surprise of seeing my upper lip. I looked like I had returned from a botox injection. I laughed while trying to speak with my new lip and laughed even more since the words that came out were just mumbling sounds. Amazing, it got me right in the center of my upper lip. The epicenter of the impact was sore and hard, but despite this tiny pain, my surprise gave me an idea for at photo project. Since it was raining and it would be no fun shooting in the rain, I created a plan to go to the big ABC mall and document the women in Lebanon with botox injections and other parts.


There are only 4 million people in Lebanon but over 10 million plastic surgeries every year. Maybe I should implement a cheap temporary organic plastic surgery procedure, using mosquitoes to enhance the wished body part?


I quickly erased the action of these crazy ideas, it would not be ethical correct to display the vanity of these women and men who get infected by society’s indoctrination of beauty. I had to make stories of why, how and were and start embarrassing conversation about body and soul and the organic mosquito surgery would just give me a freaky weird reputation and make whole body swollen with clumsy tests.


My lib is down to its normal size now, since I bought a Vape machine that works wonders.


Thank you round pieces of foam and smelly machine, I can sleep now!



1 comment:

  1. That Was Cool Man :) I Heard From News One day That Plastic surgeries are 2nd or 3rd ( i dont Remember ) National Resource here in Lebanon So Its Very Obvious Why Do We See Hot Girls With Artificial Stuff Everyday :), It Was Great Article I Loved it , I think you do Have Future with true - life journalism as well

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